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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.