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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.