As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
An Errorist!
Shartonnay
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
He was talking on his shellphone.
There was a fork in the road.
Hidden Run.
Ted can swim away from an accident.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
Second gear.
Christopher Walken.
She moved.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Be too drunk to find your keys.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
My donation check to the orphanage.
Everywhere
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
An ISISicle!
Inshallah water.
A submarine.
Because their wives are driving.
Leaving Mustang meets.
A ransom note.
An algorithm.
To put the bones on the other side.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
ROLAIDS
The wheelchair. sorry
I don't know I just fly the drone.
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
