As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
An Errorist!
Shartonnay
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
He was talking on his shellphone.
There was a fork in the road.
Hidden Run.
Ted can swim away from an accident.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
Second gear.
Christopher Walken.
She moved.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Be too drunk to find your keys.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
They're antisocial lights.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
Because he's Snow'd-in!
Challah at ya boy!
Because they hate waterboarding.
They always bomb the punchline!
Start out with a large fortune.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Cause they're knee grows!!
Cause they're white
She blows me and I owe her one.
Have you ever blown a Transformer?
Feyonce
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
