What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.