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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.