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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.