Ted can swim away from an accident.
The color.
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
Crackers get soggy when wet.
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
He was talking on his shellphone.
Second gear.
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
