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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.