What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.