Ted can swim away from an accident.
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
Attire.
When it's past your eyes.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
He was trapped under da-Brie!
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
