What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile