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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.