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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile