What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile