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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile