What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile