Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile