Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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What wood doesn't float?

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

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White water rafting.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile