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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile