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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.