Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile