Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.