What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.