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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore