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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.