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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore