What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.