Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.