Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.