Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!