Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.