Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.