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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!