Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!