Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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How's your day Dog?

Rough...

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.