Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.