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How's your day Dog?

Rough...

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!