Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.