Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.