Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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Attila the Bun.

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I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*