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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.