How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

Daesh many.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.