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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Flea Circus Jokes More Flea Circus Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!