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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.