How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.