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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.