How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.