How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.