What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.