What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.