What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

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Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Darn!

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The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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