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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

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Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would a Prius minivan be called?

Post-us

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.