Prius Jokes

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Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...