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Prius Jokes

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.