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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."