What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control