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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.