What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there! Anita! Anita who?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.