What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.