What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!