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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.