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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city