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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.