What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.