What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine