What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.