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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!