What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.