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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.