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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.