What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.