What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.