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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.