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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.