Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment