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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.