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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.