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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.