What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.