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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.