What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.