What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan