What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.