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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan