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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!