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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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They both love to spark up joints.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.