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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.