What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.