What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

Homeless.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet