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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!