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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.