What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.