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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!