What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.