What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.