What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's a tiger?

A stri-ped!

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!