What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!