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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"