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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit