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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!