Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.