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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

India Jokes More India Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Brexit Vote Jokes More Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.