Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

India Jokes More India Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it