Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

India Jokes More India Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Brexit Vote Jokes More Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.