Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.