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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Brexit Vote Jokes More Brexit Vote Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.