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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Brexit Vote Jokes More Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.