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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.