Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!