Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...