Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

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What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...