Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.