Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How much of northern Canada is habitable?

None of it.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...