B Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

What did A say to B about: and D?

They seem happy when they are together -

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD -... B - You Will

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Sushi B Jokes More Sushi B Jokes

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"