B Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

What did A say to B about: and D?

They seem happy when they are together -

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

B2 Jokes More B2 Jokes

Who's there! B-2! B-2 who?

B-2 school on time!

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!