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C Jokes More C Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

Ctrl + C

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What do you call a Korean bulldog?

A bul-dog-gi

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Flounder Jokes More Flounder Jokes

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder