Crushedasian Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

B Jokes More B Jokes

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Flounder Jokes More Flounder Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!