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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.