What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction