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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!