What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction