What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

Me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.