What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.