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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)