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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.