What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.