Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.