Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.