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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.