Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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A Mugging.

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Steal her saucer.

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.