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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

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Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.