How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus