Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.