Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.