Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.