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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart