Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.