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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!