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Strong Thief Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.