Strong Thief Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

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Who is the strongest thief?

A shoplifter.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!