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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.