How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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He did gnat see that coming

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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No Kia

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The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Offshore investment gains a better return.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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Hometwerk

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.