How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Click Turpin

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For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Blacking out and gaining money.

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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A shooting star

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Kilometery Cyrus

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Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball