How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?

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Robber ducks.

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Iron Pirate

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Straight talk.

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No gain no pain.

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Ho, ho, ho!

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A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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Montana.

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Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball