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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.