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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.