What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.