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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.