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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Wreck Ball Jokes More Wreck Ball Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.