What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball