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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Who's there! Bing! Bing who?

Bing down the house!

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Wreck Ball Jokes More Wreck Ball Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.