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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

How did you get into my house?

Business.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Wreck Ball Jokes More Wreck Ball Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball