What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.