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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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She looked very Theroux-ly.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Birds of prey!

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.