How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.