Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Brownian Motion

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.