He was trying to get some Natural Light.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Donald Ducks
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
With a sah, dude
None. They prefer Natural Light.
None, they prefer natural light