Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light