What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion