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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion