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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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There was no chemistry.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion