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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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INDIGO!

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I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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You get ohm ed!!!

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If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion