Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Biology Teacher Jokes More Biology Teacher Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!