Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Biology Teacher Jokes More Biology Teacher Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion