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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

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Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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The X-Men

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.