Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF