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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.