Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.