Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.