Brownian Motion
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Throw me a frickin bone here.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
He was barred.
There was no chemistry.
Lindt choclate.
A Coconut.