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Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you get when a physics teacher own you?

You get ohm ed!!!

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.