Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson