The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Bed
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
It was wrong on so many levels.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Because he's dead.
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
A liar.
He had a hole in one.
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
The spermutations.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Absolutely nothing.
My newt.
