The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Because he had to use the bathroom.
I-Scream!
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
He seems alt-right!
Eso si que es.
Because she grew another foot.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Because then it would be a foot.
Nothing.
My newt.
