The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Take away their beds...
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
I-Scream!
Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!
You probably haven't heard it.
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
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Your wife.
One holds photos The other holds five
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
The ova achiever
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
My newt.
