The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
A fiddle between the sheets
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
Mammary loss &nbsp I made this up myself!
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
He had a hole in one.
In case he got a hole in one.
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Nothing
12 inches
My newt.
