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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.