Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
A stillborn.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
On a blind date
Because he's married.
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
An ironing board.