What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Previous Random Joke Next

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Stevie Jokes More Stevie Jokes

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Stevie Wonder Jokes More Stevie Wonder Jokes

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...?

At least I'm not black

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!