Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Annette
You did that on porpoise
PEEr pressure!
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
Because you already read-it.
Terminal velocity.
Because he had no direction.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
It's a dead giveaway.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Because they're crab apples!
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.