Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.