Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.