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Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands