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Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land