Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.