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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.