Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.